batgoattheexplorer:

dlubes:

judau:

masterofbirds:

snakegrin:

feelinundertheweather:

indianbiatch:

slytherinstarkidwarbler:

slytherinstarkidwarbler:

This is legit. x

And x

New Zealand finally gets the spotlight

Apparently USA is only #7





even canada’s higher than you america


I feel obligated to reblog every post that has the Robin Sparkles gif in it.

why is that even so surprising america treats people like shit

batgoattheexplorer:

dlubes:

judau:

masterofbirds:

snakegrin:

feelinundertheweather:

indianbiatch:

slytherinstarkidwarbler:

slytherinstarkidwarbler:

This is legit. x

And x

New Zealand finally gets the spotlight

Apparently USA is only #7

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even canada’s higher than you america

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I feel obligated to reblog every post that has the Robin Sparkles gif in it.

why is that even so surprising america treats people like shit

(Source: avengersofgallifrey, via askagaynerd)

not-burnie:

Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix

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(Source: kaijuno, via thefaultinourchickennuggets)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via thehilariousblog)

(Source: midnightcrater, via hi)

askagaynerd:

shuckl:

nothingman:

Doing The Pledge of Allegiance every school day for 4 or 5 years is one of those things that don’t seem strange when you’re young

But then you get older and you realized “yeah, swearing your allegiance to a flag for about 200+ days out of 365 day year in unity with other small children is without a doubt a creepy as fuck activity”

wait is that actually a thing american schoolchildren do what the fuck

It is….it’s creepy as all get out

We do it in Canada , we sing the national athem

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

imgoddamnpluckyremember:

dannypuston:

gehayi:

atalantapendrag:

fatanarchy:

THIS IS WHAT ANARCHY LOOKS LIKE.

Hope for the future.

This kid is incredible.



THIS POST IS BACK ON MY DASH AND I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG ANARCHIST LIBRARIAN KID.

FOUR FOR YOU ANARCHIST LIBRARIAN KID, YOU GO ANARCHIST LIBRARIAN KID

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

imgoddamnpluckyremember:

dannypuston:

gehayi:

atalantapendrag:

fatanarchy:

THIS IS WHAT ANARCHY LOOKS LIKE.

Hope for the future.

This kid is incredible.

THIS POST IS BACK ON MY DASH AND I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG ANARCHIST LIBRARIAN KID.

FOUR FOR YOU ANARCHIST LIBRARIAN KID, YOU GO ANARCHIST LIBRARIAN KID

(Source: joys-r-us, via jelly-cactus)

teisonart:

lucifer-the-badass-angel:

louie-key:

myinterpretation5:

thethneedler:

EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!!WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called, 112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren’t, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, “Dialing Emergency Number.”Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place.*Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it’s your turn to let your friends know about “Dialing, 112”You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life. This applies to ALL 50 statesPLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE….

Works in Canada too guys, just tried it!

Reblogging for anyone of the feminine preference that follow me. (Or for general knowledge.)

works in australia as well !

The more you know.

teisonart:

lucifer-the-badass-angel:

louie-key:

myinterpretation5:

thethneedler:

EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!
REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!!
WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.
An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.

Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called, 112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren’t, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. 

Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.
I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, “Dialing Emergency Number.”
Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place.

*Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it’s your turn to let your friends know about “Dialing, 112”

You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life. 

This applies to ALL 50 states
PLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE….

Works in Canada too guys, just tried it!

Reblogging for anyone of the feminine preference that follow me. (Or for general knowledge.)

works in australia as well !

The more you know.

(Source: lucidartist, via jelly-cactus)

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

(via dutchster)

surebrahh:

I blame josh for me being so sarcastic

(via hi)

supportgrouphazelnotmonica:

lizthefangirl:

kaenkusari:

padfootstolemycrumpet:


That first day we were trying to get Dan’s eyes to be green because that’s what they are in the book.And Dan was wearing contact lenses.He was allergic to them and after we made the decision to remove them, but the first day we tried to work through it. So for the last scene when he’s saying good-bye to Hagrid you can see almost his eyes tearing and his eye a little bit swollen and it feels like he’s about to cry.He probably was but he never complained.We removed the contacts and he’s never had green eyes since.
-David Heyman

The eye colour thing always use to annoy me but now I feel bad, poor daniel!

At least they tried.

thEY DID CARE

THIS HAS LITERALLY CHANGED MY ENTIRE MINDSET ABOUT THE HARRY POTTER FILMS I WAS SO ANGRY ABOUT THIS

supportgrouphazelnotmonica:

lizthefangirl:

kaenkusari:

padfootstolemycrumpet:

That first day we were trying to get Dan’s eyes to be green because that’s what they are in the book.
And Dan was wearing contact lenses.
He was allergic to them and after we made the decision to remove them, but the first day we tried to work through it.
So for the last scene when he’s saying good-bye to Hagrid you can see almost his eyes tearing and his eye a little bit swollen and it feels like he’s about to cry.
He probably was but he never complained.
We removed the contacts and he’s never had green eyes since.

-David Heyman

The eye colour thing always use to annoy me but now I feel bad, poor daniel!

At least they tried.

thEY DID CARE

THIS HAS LITERALLY CHANGED MY ENTIRE MINDSET ABOUT THE HARRY POTTER FILMS I WAS SO ANGRY ABOUT THIS

(via owl-elmtree)

rabidauthor:

trashy-prince:

2srooky:

shanellbklyn:

x-cunt-hunter-x:

kxngvxgitx:

cold-fury:

One of the best moments of my childhood.

BITCH

ZERO HAD ZERO FUCKS

I can’t even tell you how excited I was that they turned this book into a movie and it was good

I literally have absolutely no complaints with the movie at all. Once, my friend and I did comparisons from the book and the movie, and we found the only major difference was the fact that Stanley wasn’t heavy set when he arrived at the camp in the movie. The majority of the script is raw quotations from the book.
This is my favorite book to movie adaptation and it did everything Percy Jackson, Inkheart, and The Golden Compass didn’t.

yesss this was such a good book and film

And the only reason Stanely wasn’t heavy set was because in the book he loses tons of weight and eventually ends up being almost thin. The director said he didn’t want to force an adolescent boy to lose weight on such a quick filming schedule, and L’bouf’s audition was so spot on, that they decided to go with a thinner Stanely from the beginning

(via shirtnapkin)

justanotherrreblogger:

ittygittydiddynator:

seemerocketeer:

pearlgains:

brattylifts:

Idk where to even start with this one

"The white man is oppressed now more than ever."

"The white man is oppressed now more than ever."

"The white man is oppressed now more than ever."

…Wow. 

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Shut the fuck up with your ‘oppression’

(via dutchster)

heliolisk:

rabidchild67:

the-pietriarchy:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer

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the only thing he killin with that face is my asshole

(via owl-elmtree)

unless-we-choose-to-reverse-it:

redblooperstuff:

greteh:

gallifrey-feels:

halosblogthing:

blackfoxnightmare:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

that-slenderman:

yumegawa:

The child wakes up, expecting to see a familiar face of terror before him, but what he sees is a white emptiness, gently carrying him away from the burning house.
It wasn’t the face of a monster, unlike the one in his home; who leave its painful marks on his fragile body, who hurt his mom until she died of grief, and unable to help him… no it was pale white, eyeless but he find it comforting.
“Just like those dummies in the mall where mom used to take me to…” he thought. 
He held tightly on his ghostly savior, and close his eyes to sleep in his arms, as he was taken far away from his burning home, from the monster, and into the forest.  

#he comes for the children #he’ll fucking kill anyone who will abuse a child

Tumblr, turning a terrifying urban legend into a misunderstood saviour.

OH I LIKE THIS MUCH BETTER

so let me get this straight
if Slender Man is a good guy who goes after child abusers and child molesters
IN SLENDER YOU ARE THE MONSTER
HE IS THE HERO AND YOU ARE THE DEMON HE’S HUNTING DOWN TO SAVE A CHILD
A CHILD WHO PROBABLY FEARS HIM AND DREW THOSE NOTES THAT BLEW AWAY IN THE WIND AND GOT STUCK ON TREES AND YOU HUNT HIM DOWN LIKE THE SCUM YOU ARE AND SLENDY SAVES THE DAY
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW


THAT’S WHY YOU CAN’T WIN

AND WHY THE NOTES SAY THOSE THINGS
LIKE TO GO AWAY

YES THIS IS GOOD

It does make quite a bit of sense. After all, Slenderman represents the picture of adulthood to a child, except stripped of all personality - gigantic, reaching, more powerful than you, and dressed in that suit and tie.
It would be the most perfect of punishments - the moment before they died, Slenderman’s victims would know how terrifying it feels to be very small.

unless-we-choose-to-reverse-it:

redblooperstuff:

greteh:

gallifrey-feels:

halosblogthing:

blackfoxnightmare:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

that-slenderman:

yumegawa:

The child wakes up, expecting to see a familiar face of terror before him, but what he sees is a white emptiness, gently carrying him away from the burning house.

It wasn’t the face of a monster, unlike the one in his home; who leave its painful marks on his fragile body, who hurt his mom until she died of grief, and unable to help him… no it was pale white, eyeless but he find it comforting.

“Just like those dummies in the mall where mom used to take me to…” he thought. 

He held tightly on his ghostly savior, and close his eyes to sleep in his arms, as he was taken far away from his burning home, from the monster, and into the forest.  

#he comes for the children #he’ll fucking kill anyone who will abuse a child

Tumblr, turning a terrifying urban legend into a misunderstood saviour.

OH I LIKE THIS MUCH BETTER

so let me get this straight

if Slender Man is a good guy who goes after child abusers and child molesters

IN SLENDER YOU ARE THE MONSTER

HE IS THE HERO AND YOU ARE THE DEMON HE’S HUNTING DOWN TO SAVE A CHILD

A CHILD WHO PROBABLY FEARS HIM AND DREW THOSE NOTES THAT BLEW AWAY IN THE WIND AND GOT STUCK ON TREES AND YOU HUNT HIM DOWN LIKE THE SCUM YOU ARE AND SLENDY SAVES THE DAY

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

THAT’S WHY YOU CAN’T WIN

AND WHY THE NOTES SAY THOSE THINGS

LIKE TO GO AWAY

YES THIS IS GOOD

It does make quite a bit of sense. After all, Slenderman represents the picture of adulthood to a child, except stripped of all personality - gigantic, reaching, more powerful than you, and dressed in that suit and tie.

It would be the most perfect of punishments - the moment before they died, Slenderman’s victims would know how terrifying it feels to be very small.

(Source: tohdaryl, via owl-elmtree)

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